Of course Swiss chocolate is all well and good, but most you lucky bastards live smack dab in the middle of
chocolate nirvana. In the store, girl in the white dress, made fresh daily, nirvana. I hate you for it.
Yeah, around Christmas time we get a cart at the mall that sells a few prepackaged selections, and yeah I can order off the web site, but it just ain't the same as getting it from the store.