Here's mine:
1. Go to grocery store.
2. Buy box of Foster Farms corn dogs.
3. Return home.
4. Preheat oven.
5. Lay out two corn dogs on rack in oven.
6. Let bake for as long as box says.
7. Remove from oven.
8. Apply a bit of mustard.
9. Eat.
10. Realize these are the same corn dogs they sell already hot at the AM/PM you passed on way to grocery store and next time you'll just cut out the middle man.
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