Oh, I just remembered a few more:
Adult Books Bookmobile Driver
Official Vomit Mopper for Lindsay Lohan
Toll Booth Operator Fluffer
Hole Punch Replacer for Official US Gov't Documents
Executive Old Magazine Supplier for Doctors' Offices
Starbucks Barista Handwriting Analyst
Used Gum Recycler - Sidewalk and Under Diner Tables Division
