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This makes me think of Medieval Times. The first time I ever visited, they served you cornish game hens that "you had to eat with your fingers because silverware wasn't of the time" (Not my words before anyone should jump. Please take it up with Medieval Times.)

They didn't think to question the Pepsi chillin' inside my goblet that they had served all of us. I guess I wasn't made aware that Pepsi was quite the royal treat back in those days. Or the cardboard crown that I wore on my head. Even better, the pina coladas & margaritas that we knocked back the last time I visited umpteen years ago. Golly, all I wanted was a fork. And a spoon. And a knife. And a bean & cheese burrito.

Gack..oily foul stained digits. Double gack! Still, we had lots of fun!

Edited to add: I think the last time that I visited I was able to score a fork. Whoohoo!