06-27-2007, 12:22 PM
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It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!!
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Introspection Intersection
Posts: 1,207
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I highly doubt that both Mary & Joseph would have left a young, mouse-ears wearing Jesus in the blazing son while they both hopped aboard Pirates of the Caribbean. They weren't those kinds of parents. Plus, they seem more like It's A Small World folk. That attraction sends a loving and positive message. Plus, Jesus has the power to empty the lines in one blink. He's the best ever to take to Disneyland! Jesus was, is & always will be the hot doggity.
(I just totally had visions of Jesus turning the Pirates water into wine making that ride a billion times more fun.)
Those parents are neglectful. When my beloved labradors were alive I never let them stay in the sun on a hot day. They were always indoors with plenty of fresh water. Sometimes with ice cubes. 
You know, I'm on my fourth paragraph & I still really haven't commented on the poor neglected child. I tend to get off the subject super easily..
I'll make it simple: if you leave a child in the searing hot sun baking to death, you suck. If you ashpyxiate both your wife & 7 year old son in a murder-suicide, you suck. If you murder your wife & her friend and then flee in your white bronco, you also suck. End of flippin' story.
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