Don't worry about bears... I'm not going.
Oh, and please remember "Priscilla, queen of the desert"..
.."A camping holiday, let's pack the drag away,
I'll pack the Lunch & Tea, you pack the Ecstacy."
...Have fun, don't think of me, I'll be fine here away from all the gourmet bear-less goodness.
....but have a wine or three by the campfire for me, willya ?
Hugs
Rob.