My moronic neighbor was trying to sneak his illegal fireworks! He stood on his porch and angled them so they wouldn't fly as high and he wouldn't get caught. The moron actually ended up shooting them through his own tree, sparks were raining down everywhere! He actually thought it was a riot. I'm sure his great grandfather whom they live with did not! I think the poor tree took some serious blows.
I can hardly wait for tonights fiascos. I have my hose ready but I'm not looking forward to it!
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