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Originally Posted by Tref
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Man caught while having sex with his bike |
I don't know what this guy was doing, but when I was in (early) elementary school, we called our privates a bike. Occasionally a jeep. We would giggle about riding our bike--or driving our jeep--through the forest. Though it did not make sense, referring to the breasts, we'd talk about turning on the headlights as we drove.
To this day I still sometimes think of a woman's privates as her forest. As I've made clear elsewhere, I am a staunch opponent of clearcutting.