[AllyOops!]

This is fascinating & all, but what I'm really hoping for is a half-man, half-horse mix.

Sweet centaur lovin', hot diggity! He'll have strong arms to hold me and caress me, and he'll be hung like a..well, horse. Boy howdy!

But soon, he'll leave dirty little hoove marks all over the tiled floor. He'll incessantly clomp whenever he wants the remote or something. He won't ever have a wallet on him due to, you know, no place to stick a wallet. I'll get stuck with the bill always. Not to mention the insane stable bill. I'm not lettin' it sleep in my bed. Those hooves kick like a muthertrucker. The upside? I can always ride him to work if I should encounter car trouble.

Oh well. I'm just going to keep dreaming of octosquids & a future of unicorns n' stuff.