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Hmm, I didn't give it that much credit as to analyze why the story points were despicable. It simply was a piece of crap that failed to entertain on its own meager merits.
It was BORING.
It was UNBELIEVABLY FREAKING STUPID!.
I really gave no credence to the fact that wanton deaths occurred during the supposedly climactic finale that I almost slept through.
But come to think of it, why did they bother to take the cube all the way from Hoover Dam to "Mission City" aka L.A., and why did they pretend that L.A. was an hour's drive from Hoover Dam? Why didn't they call it "Johnson" Dam if they were going to fake world-famous locations and their geographic relations to each other?
But I quibble.
I was glad at the beginning that Bumblebee was a Camaro and not a VW, but only because my first car was a Camaro.
The rest of the movie was an insult to my first car. Damn Michael Bay! Damn his eyes!!
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