"I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are."
-Milton Berle
"The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit."
-Nelson Henderson
"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
-Mark Twain
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