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Step 1: Open package of bacon
Step 2: Cook bacon
Step 3: Drain bacon (optional: save drippings for German potato salad)
Step 4: Open peanut butter
Step 5: Stop eating peanut butter with your finger
Step 6: spread even layer of peanut butter onto bread
Step 7: apply even layer of bacon
Step 8: apply even layer of bacon
Step 9: apply even layer of bacon
Step 10: Marvel
Step 11: eat
Step 12: repeat.
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