[Betty]

Ya know - it's totally not fair that men can simply shave off their beards and get an instant age makeover. Not that I want a beard - just an near-instant youngness-makeover. (for looks - I'll keep my mind right here at 37)

I know I'm getting old when I've been sitting on the floor too long and my kness crack when I get up.

... when I look back at my driver's license photo that I used to hate and think - man - I looked good back then didn't I!


...when I look at the year and note that my 20 year high school reunion is next year. 20 years! when did that happen? 10? Okay. But 20? Come on now. Someone is just fooling.

...when I talk to some of the people I work with and note that I'm twice as old as a few of them. Twice as old! x's 2. Double.