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Sexy landscaping! Yowza!
This is completely off-topic (well, not completely), but the first thing that popped into my mind was my co-worker, who slipped one day grammatically and informed us that her husband was home "BLOWING the lawn". We died!!
This seems to be a trend! When I lived in Sherman Oaks, I would cruise down Ventura and always pass a row of restaurants that had an all-female parking service called Valet Of The Dolls. Of course, the first thing that popped through my mind was "totally cute & clever name! But hold the door! That's too much like MY screenname, copycats (which in and of itself tragically tells us I'm LoT obsessed)! The second thing that popped into my head was "did that sexy valet just kick that car door closed??".
Why, yes she did. When did being sexy render both hands useless, sister?
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