[AllyOops!]

It's way past my bedtime, but I'm desperate to find these towering blue plastic platform shoes Lindsay Lohan wore on her 21st Birthday. They're Louis Vuitton, insanely beautiful, and if I posted a picture you'd all gag (at the shoes, not Lindsay. I refuse to knock somebody struggling with addiction issues. That's far from cool.)

Hopefully your'e all setting your Harry Potter tomes (and differences) aside and saying "what the f*ck is that ding AllyOops! talking about?"

My job is done. Your'e welcome.