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"You don't win friends with salad! You don't win friends with salad!"
Street Vendor: Klau Kalash!
Homer: I'll take one bowl
Vendor: No bowl. Stick.
Homer: That's just awful...[licking stick clean] now what do you have to wash that awful taste out of my mouth?
Vendor: Mountain Dew or crab juice
Homer: Eeeew, yech, aagh...I'll take a crab juice.
"Don't feel bad for losing. I was wrestling wolves back when you were at your mother's teet."
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'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.'
-TJ
Last edited by Ghoulish Delight : 07-26-2007 at 08:56 AM.
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