[Prudence]

Memo to my fellow students:

1) Showing up to class drunk is not "cute". It's immature and unprofessional and your constant stream-of-consciousness interruptions punctuated with giggles and exclamatory non-sequiturs makes me want to beat you senseless.

2) If you have 6 pages of "last minute" questions to ask and you're pretty much the only one talking, and the rest of us can't get the exam and leave until you shut the hell up, then you need to go talk to the professor individually and stop wasting our time.

3) If number 2 applies and those questions are bizarre hypotheticals that weren't covered in the book, and if the professor has already told the class that the book is the known universe for the purpose of this exam, then you definitely need to shut it, pronto.

4) If numbers 2 and 3 apply and each question you ask requires 5 minutes of preamble, then please hold still while I personally decapitate you with this spork.

And I finally got home - just in time for a cable outage. So no relaxing with bad late night teevee, even. Thanks a lot, drunken twatwaffles and suck-up git.