[Prudence]

You know, I've been suicidal. That's only happened when I had no dreams and it's happened every time I've had no dreams. The dreams change over time, but for me it's important that they're there. They're mostly fantasy, but at the same time a small voice says "what it"? I have variously dreamt about directing on Broadway, being a famous Egyptologist/achaeologist, doing character voices, singing with a rockabilly band, and being the Librarian of Congress.

Want to know what my current dream is? Since I went back to school, my new dream is to be President. Of the USA. And when my terms ('cause you know I'm getting re-elected) are up, I will travel the world doing good deeds in the manner of Carter. That is my dream. And who knows? Just might happen. What if...