I finally remembered the guy who gave me (and thus, you) "Bacon is meat candy."
Someone else may have, and likely did, give it to
him, but it was the taped up sign behind him that spawned this thread, oh so many months ago.
I've been trying to figure it out for months, then I saw him on ESPN, and it was an epiphany, as though light shone from the skies above, onto my elliptical machine at the gym, with trumpets blaring and the voice of Alan Rickman (if there's a "god" then he's the voice of it, I'm fairly certain) came down and said "Yeah, him." Okay, maybe not that elaborate, but that's how I'd write it for the script of my soon-to-be TV movie.
So yeah...
Now amended with a better site.
Wait wait, even better... he's horny (to the point of possible harassment) aaaand likes bacon. Go figure.