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Tonight we were at Borders and Not Afraid pointed out a book entitled something like, "Make Your Own Sex Toys." I was amused at first at the DIY crafts of turning your cell phone into a vibrator, or adding erotic stencils to your sex toy box - but then I came across a project involving drilling a hole into a pumpkin and then sticking it in the microwave to warm. I don't know, perhaps I'm old fashioned, but if I'm going to masturbate, I'm not going to hop in the car and head to the grocery store to thump some melons. Guess I just prefer porn over produce.