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Originally Posted by €uroMeinke
Tonight we were at Borders and Not Afraid pointed out a book entitled something like, "Make Your Own Sex Toys." I was amused at first at the DIY crafts of turning your cell phone into a vibrator, or adding erotic stencils to your sex toy box - but then I came across a project involving drilling a hole into a pumpkin and then sticking it in the microwave to warm. I don't know, perhaps I'm old fashioned, but if I'm going to masturbate, I'm not going to hop in the car and head to the grocery store to thump some melons. Guess I just prefer porn over produce.
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Euro, I was about to post some extraordinarily important information in response to this post, but, this thread has leaned over into an admirable ecologically conscious mode, and I don't want to sully that, so I have instead posted in the
Guys and Dolls thread, which is already in the gutter.
And, yeah, the green bag sounds like a great idea.