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A priest is walking down the beach when he sees one of his young shapely female parishioners in a skimpy two-piece batching suit.
"Young lady, I expect the members of my church to dress more modestly in a one-piece bathing suit!"
"Certainly Pastor: which piece would you like me to take off?"
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