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Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor
I wonder how many swankers got some last night, if not directly because of SacTown's post, at least indirectly?
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I'm thinking my sexcapades last night were due to the 1-2-3 punch of too much wine, Simon LeBon's ass, and my guy-that-got-away's eyes. I'm thinking my husband won't like that last reason....but um, I think as long as I "throw some his way" he's all right.
I wonder how I can make it easier to type while licking Portia's SLUT right off that shirt? As you can see, I've already licked the S off.....now I'm just working on the LUT.
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Miles: It tastes like the back of a f*ing L.A. school bus. Now they probably didn't de-stem, hoping for some semblance of concentration, crushed it up with leaves and mice, and then wound up with this rancid tar and turpentine bull****. F*in' Raid.
Jack: Tastes pretty good to me.