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Just got this in an e-mail:
TEN THINGS TO PONDER FOR 2007
> TEN THINGS TO PONDER FOR 2007
>
> #10 Life is sexually transmitted.
>
> #9 Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die.
>
> #8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without
> an
>erection, make him a sandwich.
>
> #7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person
> to
>use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
>
> #6 Some people are like a slinky... Not really good for anything,
> but
>you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
>
> #5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the
> hospital
>dying of nothing.
>
> #4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
> attention
>to criticism.
>
> #3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and
> a
>substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents???
>
> #2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the
> world
>is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
>
> AND THE NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR 2007:
> We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among
> the
>millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't a clue as to
>where thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located.
> Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of
>immigration?
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