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Friday is the bomb. Now I'm thinking of all my favorite parts!

"Smokey, why you go bangin' on the door like you the poe-lice?"
(everytime somebody knocks too hard, I spout that line.)

I just bought The Hot Chick on DVD this weekend. At $7.99 at Best Buy, that's a steal. I got Encino Man for that price, too.

And yeah, I LOVE PAULIE SHORE MOVIES. I can quote both Son-In-Law & Encino Man at length.

And High School Musical 1 & 2? I'm dying to see both. I caught bits of the first one the other night on the Disney channel. My poor boyfriend walked in the room and was like, "WTF?" I think Ashley Tisdale is darling & Zac Efron is smokin'!! (Although, I have to admit, I saw a clip from HSM 2 on The Soup this weekend of baseball players leaping to each base and spinning and skipping while twirling their bats. I was dying! Mostly because my boyfriend, a total sports fanatic, turned ghostly at the sight.)

My girlfriend Leigh, the other night, after we saw Hairspray, was like, "if I was 17 again I'd be so in love with Zac Efron!" I was like, "17 again? I'm 34 & I'm still lusting. He's legal."

So let me all beat you to the punch- apparently my taste is in my mouth, I'm a huge fan of craptacular movies, and I'm a predator of teenage boys. But I'm honest.