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"Every time I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen. In the ***damn refrigerator, eatin' up all the food. All the chicken. All the pig feet. All the collard greens. All the hog maw. I wanna eat some of them chitlins! I like pig feet!"

I love that line!! Hog maw?? That's the best name for a dish EVER. And in it's original Pennsylvanian German language it's even better. It's like, smegma or something. Wait..I gotta find out..

Oops. I'ts "Seimaaga". Hog maw, smegma, seimaaga. It's all foul ass to me.

Did anybody here see I'm Gonna Git You Sucka? The Chris Rock "gimmee some ribs!" scene slays me. In fact, I didn't even realize that was Chris Rock until catching it on cable a few years ago. Chris Rock slays me, too.

I found one of the best rib scene quotes on IMDb!
Rib Joint Customer: Ya got any soda?
Hammer: One dollar.
Rib Joint Customer: Aw, c'mon, now! Look out for a brother, man, c'mon, yeah. Check this out: why don't you let me get a sip for fifteen cents?
Hammer: My cups cost more than fifteen cents!
Rib Joint Customer: All right, f uck the cup. Pour it in my hand for a dime.

Oh, and it's not naughty, MouseWife! It's all about knowing the potential, as you say. My face may look older (which reminds me, I'm lusting for botox) but my hormones haven't aged a bit! If anything, they just keep going backwards giving me the drive of a teenage boy. This is why Zac & I are perfect for one another in some place in time (and maybe that place is on Mars, but it's still somewhere). Because, we're both teenage boys (me in hormonal spirit, he in, um, actuality.)

Welcome to what my friends call "Shelly logic". (my proper first name is Michelle).