Dear people in my office,
I am not a mind reader. Please give me details. Also, when I come by because your boss and my boss told me to, it would be nice of you to cooperate. I won't be the one dealing with an angry boss because you won't.
Dear weather,
knock it off.
Dear candy dish at my co-workers desk,
Yes, you are beautiful and I love you. You are bad for my diet.
I'm sorry. But it's over.
Love,
~ me
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