[€uroMeinke]

Dear Management:

Team building is great - but why is it always in the form of going to a ball game? I'll go because I know how much you bad-mouth those who choose to stay behind and label them as "not team players." but I'll be just as clueless as them as to what the hell is happening, who's at bat, or why it might have significance. I may even drink your beer - but afterwards, I'm heading to the park where I'll have a mint chip ice cream on a waffle cone - alone but much happier for it.