Dear Weather;
Thank you for cooling off, but you've gotta knock it off with the humidity. Thigh sweat on the chair is far from attractive.
Thanks in advance,
Erica
Dear Amazon,
Thanks for making me look like a bigger douche than I already am. Yes, I forgot to note that there was no CD. Yes, I'd love to have been able to email the buyer ASAP and offer to refund immediately. If the buyer wanted it still, I'd expedite it tomorrow as he/she originally asked and paid for. But no - your stupid system has me checking in on it after two hours, so it will show up with the customer info. So, I couldn't even send anything if I wanted to. No matter what, I'm screwed, as are all the other people who are affected by your bug.
I hope you're doing what you can to notify buyers of the problem. Oh, and I hope this doesn't affect MY textbook purchases from your website. Lame.
No thanks,
Erica
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