hmm..."dear" based on the above, doesnt seem to fit so...
ignorant lackwits,
stop spray painting my (effing) front wall! if you want your name on my front wall so (gosh darn) bad then get a job and buy my (effing) house! you know (durn) well and (effing) good I'll paint over it within an hour of finding your (steer manure), so pointless and futile are a couple of new words you'll want to have explained to you by a grownup!
sometimes you make me long for the barbaric days of a 12ga and a handful of rocksalt
go (poop) in your own yard (sphincter)
the management
wow...I feel better
