[blueerica]

Dear Lady-driving-while-talking-on-your-cell -

You are actually worse than any other driver I've seen talking on their phone, and that's saying a lot. You were braking for no reason at all. While I get annoyed with anyone holding their phone to their ear while driving, for the most part I can deal, but in this case I would have been in my right mind to honk my horn non-stop until you got off. But I didn't.

Get a Clue,

Erica


Dear Nimrods in my class -

I know that it's hard to understand the teacher. She's from China and she just finished her PhD, got a job at CSULB and it's her first week teaching anyone anything. She's super smart, but you're too busy being confused by nonsense to see that. Instead of being slightly more patient, you've resorted to making jokes and trying to trick her into saying what she doesn't mean to say. You've flustered her, and it's wasting my time. I would probably not be so annoyed if it was the slightest bit funny. You, the collective group of men, should be ashamed that you'd be so unabashedly lame. Even when I tried to help clarify what she was saying about our project (which I "got" by using something called patience) you decided to talk over me.

Hope you f*ck up your project, a$$holes.

Erica