[Prudence]

Dear self-important director who won't speak to me directly because I'm too lowly to be acknowledged:

You are a public employee. Your salary is a matter of public record. People all over the world can look up your salary. I've indulged you by sending you your monthly budget reports in an envelope upon which I hand-write "confidential". I will not, however, purchase a special "confidential" stamp solely for the purpose of sending you your public records. If morale in your office is so low that the only thing preventing your employees from rising against you in violent revolt is ignorance of your true salary, then you have problems a "confidential" stamp can not solve.

No love,

Lowly budget flunky.