[Morrigoon]

Dear Trader Joe,

I would like to thank you for the dinner I cooked myself tonight. You see, it featured that amazing chicken and mango sausage you had your employees cooking up at the back of your store. Though, to be honest, I think its flavors were wasted on the jambalaya she was making and, yes, even in my pasta. Short of sauteeing it with onions and peppers and enjoying it on a roll of pretzel bread, I'm not sure anything could do it justice.

So, from the bottom of my very stuffed little tum-tum, I thank you.

Sincerely,
Me