[Snowflake]

1. Sense of humor.
Yes, in spades

2. Tall. My height or taller. I'm 5'10".
Sorry, only 5'4"

3. 32 to 42 yrs old.
46, too old

4. Employed.
Yes and making a decent wage, too.

5. Ambitious.
Depends

6. Not too skinny, not too plump.
Overly plump, I'm afraid

7. Must worship me.
I do, but I'm just a fag hag

8. Passionate... fire and musiic, baby!
Yes, I'm a hunka hunka burning love, just not your type

9. Brits, Italians and Cowboys welcome.
I'll take an Italian!

10. Not flaming. I'll supply that...
Fine with me

11. Cute smile.
Some think so

12. Brains.
Addled and rattled, but I've got them and they work

Is that so hard to find?
Apparently this week, yes.