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To make y'all feel better..

*The above-mentioned "strainer incident".

*Tripping on my Dad's hose (GARDEN hose, you freaks ) and actually ripping the entire unit, attached to a metal spindle, along with concrete, out of the wall.

*Once, in my Dad's garage, my purse caught on something. Instead of turning around and seeing what my purse handle had caught on, I kept blindly yanking harder and harder each time to free the handles. It was stuck on my Dad's SHOTGUN which was rocking back and forth violently from my purse pulling. The shotgun was attached to the back of his police motorcycle.

*Actually beginning to ask my boyfriend where the "any" key was on the laptop when the words "press any key" appeared on the screen. Thankfully, I caught myself.

How ass-backwards can one girl be? That's the question we're all asking ourselves today.