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Old 09-08-2007, 07:42 PM   #1
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Internet Lies

This is one twisted story...

Here's a summary provided by a friend on another board

Guy1: "Oh man, I'm having a midlife crisis. I shall invent alter ego of young marine!"
Guy1: "I found hot cute girl online who is 17, I'd hit it."
*insert flirting*
Guy1 Wife: "My husband has been pretending to be some one else, I shall warn young girl!"
Girl: "Wtfs? I shall ask some one else who knows him... Oh no, guy1 has been lieing to me. I shall get back at him with guy2!"
Guy1: "Oh no, my alter ego has collapsed and guy2 is ruining my life. They shall rue the day!"
*insert childish bull*****
*Guy1 shoots Guy2*
*Detectives go to warn girl*
Girl: "No sorry guys, I'm girl's mother, I've been screwing around with both men pretending to be my daughter."

Everyone's life is ruined, the end.
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