I guess I may as well 'fess up. I'm not really a 42 year-old man living in Orlando Florida. I'm actually, like, a totally hot 19 year old girl from Idaho, on foreign exchange in Latvia. I love to par-taaaay! Also, I raise chinchillas, and I won a hog calling contest when I was 12. My parents are secret agents, which I, like, totally shouldn't have told you all!
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