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Originally Posted by Claire
Eleven years later and anytime either of us hears or says, "Thanks for stopping by!" we laugh like stupid lunatics.
And that was the last time I ever farted.
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This reminds me of my favorite Claire story EVER. "Would you, or would you not, like me to buy you some tampons?!" LOL, I still crack up when I think of that.
The most innappropriate thing I've ever laughed at is really horrible. I was childless then, I'm sure I couldn't laugh at anything to do with the death of a child now, but I'm still a very bad person for laughing about it.
This little boy (9 or 10) has a brain tumor. They go through many surgeries and treatments to remove it. He beats all the odds for survival. He finally has a clear bill of health, but they are going in for a routine CAT scan (the one where you put your head in a tunnel and this big thing takes pictures of your brain). Some idiot nurses aid or volunteer walks in while the scan is being done with a freaking oxygen tank. The machine is one big magnet, so the tank flies over and crushes the kids head. He dies.
I told you I'm awful. That story still made me chuckle. The sheer irony of defeating a brain tumor and then having your head crushed in a freak accident is too much. Good thing I don't believe in hell. I'd go there for sure.