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Dear Moonliner,
That'll teach you to get involved in a "breastfeeding in public" argument. (Oh wait, that was me)
-Me
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Dear Kitty,
Though you lack a collar and seem very well behaved you also appear desperate to come inside our house. But I don't know if you have an owner, and I don't want to steal someone's cat. Please understand.
-Loving potential future owner
PS: Dude, you're breaking my boyfriend's heart
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