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Originally Posted by wendybeth

Dear Ally-

This is for you!

(Not entirely sfw, but not like KB"s nsfw's).

Enjoy!

Wendybeth

Hahahahahahaha!!!! Too funny, wendybeth!! I soo have to pass this link on! Watching that video link completely reminded me of the Applebee's breastfeeding fracas that unfolded over the weekend in the news. It was a frenzy of debate!

(Oh, and Capt. Jack~ I could just free these boobs and my dress may follow. )

Should I ever find myself dining at Applebee's again, and God willing I want to dine there now more then ever, I hope to find the place packed to its occupany limit with scads of naked love pillows as far as the eye can see or the vinyl booth can reach. I can't wait until I'm able to whip out my girls at a neighborhood eatery- it'll be like Christmas! Except with more appetizers. And tits.

Why be discreet when you can serve up your teet? That's my motto. Of course, it won't go sight unseen when the totally uncool elderly "communists" at the next table begin hiding sheepishly behind their plastic menus and wriggling with discomfort as they anxiously await their Early Bird Specials. It's not fair- one dines at Applebee's to enjoy the whiskey-glazed ribs, NOT to be gawked at by a bunch of peter pan collared prudes who are doing everything in their narrow-minded power to trample on your constitutional right to expose your bits. Did you know that everytime you beg someone to put on a shirt and cover up their naked highbeams, it's completely akin to burning the American flag? In Britney we trust.

Applebee's, with their team of obnoxious fabric-happy charlatans, is everything this country doesn't stand for. If the reward of freedom means dozens of naked nipples in a family resaurant that now must refer to themselves as the more accurately named Areola-bee's instead of Applebee's? Well then let freedom ring, because I, for one, am disgusted by their opressive dining standards, which often mimics the Middle East and their belief in strictly covering themselves from head to toe. It's the enforcement of wearing shirts (a.k.a."torso burkas") that the terrorists at Hanes have forcefully put upon us. If you told me that the Taliban operates the Loom, I would not be surprised.

This sort of public outcry means that it can only get better for all of us. We can begin a boycott of pants at The Olive Garden (Applebee's has their hands too full with shirt issues). Indulgent pasta meals mean unforgiving waistbands and that's both cruel & unjust. Plus, think of all of the assorted naked hoo-hah's parading about! Everytime that I bend down to pick up my napkin, I'll be greeted by the stare of endless booth beavers, and if that's not the kind of class that you want served with your Zinfandel & Breadsticks, then I don't wanna know what the hell is.