The LAST movie I would see would be George Lucas presenting
Star Wars.
And you all know what a big
Star Wars fan I am.
But seeing the man who massacred
Star Wars present his massacred version of
Star Wars would make me seriously angry.
Almost as angry as I am that I can attend ANY of them. I'm performing a wedding that night. The first half of a wedding which concludes 3 days later in Las Vegas, causing me to miss 1) Gay Days; 2) Beat Hotel Substitute Retreat; and 3) my friends who live in Las Vegas who will be in Los Angeles that weekend.
Missing this splended AFI thing is just rancid icing on the devil's food cake.
Oh well, at least I won't go through the torture of choosing, because it's a VERY tough choice. I picked Tippi Hedren for
The Birds because that sounds like the most hysterical.
Jack Nicholson was my runner-up ... but since I've hung out with him before, I'd rather go with someone I've never met (and I was disappointed Tippi was not out at her Tiger ranch when we ventured out there a few years back.)
I'd also love to see Julie Andrews, but really can't stand
The Sound of Music. Angela Lansbury introducing
Beauty and the Beast would also be sublime.
Ugh, so hard to choose. But I really wish I could do at least one.
B-A-H.
