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Originally Posted by €uroMeinke
I love personal holidays like this - I happen to have a similar one coming up in two weeks. I definitely recommend celebrating in grand fashion.
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I posted this morning and then sort of forgot about it. I haven't sinned at all today. Good thing there's still time.
Actually, I don't have to go far to sin. JW's forbid oral (I think this might be a "conscience matter" now, meaning they won't kick you out for doing it, but they'll label you as "weak" and no one will hang out with you) and anal sex, and sex on your period.
I think I'll salute the flag before dinner, then sing Christmas carols, then worship a pagan goddess, then have oral and anal sex, then get drunk (maybe I should move this one up a bit), then go trick or treating, then commit apostasy (actually I think I did this in my last post), then take God's name in vain, then go steal something, then go to bed angry.