The super secret 100% bust free virgin location on real grass near a sparkling lake, with 3 laser and light sound stages that will make your dreams come true featuring WallofSound speaker towers and OMGBright Productions patented tripoutforeva show, free candy and glowsticks to the first 100 people that come bringin da love, and a pillow covered chill room with free massages, soothing ambient grooves, and visual displays by ZombieScenes Project...
Oops.
I mean, party's at our place. Nothing crazy.
