Poor Dubya can't evah get a break. Forced to go to Ivy League schools. Not allowed to fight in Vietnam. Prevented from doing his duty in the Nat'l Guard. Heck, the poor guy wasn't even able to go down in flames along side his Harken Oil investors.
He lost an election but the meanie courts wouldn't give him the defeat. He did his best to imitate a scared schoolboy on 9/11 but they still insisted on calling him a courageous leader. He manufactured a war using transparently facetious justifications but over half the country supported him anyway. He wore a radio transmitter during the debates in an obvious cry for help but he was ignored. And now the cruel media has the audacity to report on his obvious shortcomings -- as if any of us are perfect.
Poor Georgie...will things ever go his way?
