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I am going to take this opportunity to cash in on the apparent missed opportunity to sing showtunes at the beach last weekend. Only I'm going to sing them about ASSASSINS!
Hey, pal. Feelin' blue?
Don't know what to do?
Hey pal... I mean you.
C'mere and kill a president!
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How could you do it, Johnny,
Calling it a cause?
You left a legacy
Of butchery
And treason we
Took eagerly,
And thought you'd get applause.
But traitors just get jeers and boos,
Not visits to their graves,
While Lincoln, who got mixed reviews,
Because of you, John, now gets only raves.
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I am nothing. You are... wind and water and sky... Jodie..
TELL me Jodie how I can earn your LOOOOOVE.
I would drink poison! I would move mountains! I would do anything for you!
What do you want me to do?
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