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Palmolive dish washing liquid:
Madge the manicurist soaking her client's hand in Palmolive Liquid..."You're soaking in it!"
Beer jingles:
I remember singing this song the first time I got drunk...on Lowenbrau. That was a first and last for me. On Lowenbrau, that is.
"Here's to good friends...
tonight is kind of special.
The beer will pour...
must say something more, somehow.
So tonight...tonight, let it be Lowenbrau.
It's been so long...
hey, I'm glad to see ya'.
Raise your glass...
here's to health and happiness.
So tonight...tonight, let it be all the best."
Miller beer:
"If you've got the time...
we've got the beer -- Miller beer.
Miller tastes too good to hurry through.
But when it's time to relax -- Miller stands clear...
beer after beer.
If you've got the time..
we've got the beer -- Miller beer."
Schlitz:
"When you're out of Shlitz, you're out of beer." Am I imagining this, or was the jingle sung to the tune of Herb Alpert & The TB's "Tijuana Taxi"?
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