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Originally Posted by Mousey Girl
I may be selling the Boy soon...
"Mom?"
"What?"
"Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?"
"Dunno"
"It didn't have the guts."
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I can top that
We're standing in the liqour store yesterday and the boy says
" Why did the Mexican throw his wife off the cliff?'
" I don't know why?", with a funny look on my face, as I look around us
"Tequila, get it to kill ya"
I said we'll talk in the car. So I ask where he heard that one and he says he just made it up
We then have a long talk about prejudice and jokes,ugh!
I have to admit, for off the top of his head it was creative but it was not the proper place or time I guess for this old mom!
DP- Congratulations and good luck. Take a deep breath and it will all work out for the best. Have faith!