It's Thursday October eighteenth. Your
fear of the day, direct from our fear mongering friends at Good Morning America is:
The Toys you played with as a child.
That's right bucko, you are damn lucky to be alive and not suffering from permanent brain trauma. Some of the toys we played with are apparently toxic enough that the Bush administration would probably label them as weapons of mass destruction. Hey wait, you don't think....
So everyone please dig into those closets, raid them boxes in the garage and quickly expunge any reminders of your childhood you find lurking there. Just be sure to use the proper hazmat disposal protocols in doing so.