And in reading about it further, I see that Cars Land is going to replace the lamentable Bountiful Valley Farm. I thought it was going to be out in the Timon parking lot, so that's a change I can enjoy.
Because I'm looking for substantive changes to the dreadful park ... not window dressing or changing of a rose's name. (And by "rose" I mean "turd.")
So, what did we have at DCA when it opened: A Hollywood Land, a Seaside Amusement Park, a High Sierra Mountains area, a Flight-Test Desert Airfield zone, an Agricultural Farmland, a Cannery Row facsimile, and a deserted San Francisco Street.
What will we have by 2012: A Hollywood Land, a Seaside Amusement Park, a High Sierra Mountains area, a two-pronged Pixar Movie Land, a Cannery Row facsimile, and a deserted San Francisco Street.
Pardon me, but I don't see much difference. Making DCA prettier and even adding some more attractions does not change its worthlessness as an appealing theme park.
Don't get me wrong: I'm glad it will be better looking. I'm glad there will be more to do.
But it will still be THE SAME PARK.
A Rose.
And by rose, I mean ....
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