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Originally Posted by Disneyphile
No, not yet.
However, we require that you pass a rigorous test to prove you're worthy of giving them a good home.
The test involves a garden hose, bowling ball, goat head, paddle, and hot pink fishnet stockings. Let me know if you're still interested.  |
If it doen't work out, is it okay if I give them to my hairdresser's daughters?